*San Jose, Costa Rica    December 02, 2004:
  My taxi driver, Miguel, most likely the horniest man in Costa Rica. Nevermind the fact that he looks like the strange train passenger in the film EuroTrip ("me scuzi!"). This Middle-American machismo was vocalized through his horn, where he honked at all the ladies he appeared to like... which is to say that he honked at all of the ladies.